The Five DOs before going on a plane:

1: Watch Aircrash Investigation for at least 10 hours a week before the flight.
2: Throw at least 10 paper planes into the air and pray that it glides for more than 30 seconds( the clever way will be to go to a high place). If at least one of them drops, re-do the whole process( that means to throw another 10 planes).
3: Go to outside the airport runway and shout "Crash you muther f***ing plane" whenever one of it roars over you.
4: Pray to the god
5: Listen to your Destiny( I mean if god wants you to go up and play with him then there's nothing much you can do)

Thats all folks, hope you all have a good flight