Hi folks. Got back my time on the internet. Currently having a fun time with Sim Zhimin in shanghai. Bloody hell he was wearing only one shirt and jacket. I will try to upload the photos of my time here. Just bought something for my dear girl.........hahaha. Ok so the day before I had won an Acer Laptop through a lucky draw. I will be returning to singapore on the 5th. see you then folks.

Ok folks let me tell you about an interesting flight attendant that was on my plane on the trip to Dallas.:

Well Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived at Dallas international airport
......................God we finally made it....................PLease remain seated until Batman and Robin brings our Bat-plane to safety...........(at this point that crap started laughing to himself)...........haha.........Ok so if you are on a transfer do remember to bring your Disney ticket and proceed to Dr Jackyl at the terminal..............and remember

We love you.......you love us.......we have a big aeroplane........with a hero like me and a seat from me to you........Won't you say you love American Airlines tooooooooooooo(doesn't sound quite right when he sang this line).

Ok so ladies and gentlemen thank you for joing me on Eric Air for this evening's flight to Blogger.................

I will be online 11 dec Friday around the evening or even at night..........so do look out for me.........haha

Bagus. I thought that the temperature here would be around 10 degrees but obviously it is not the case(thats why I wrote this here).Another thing is I will be going on an extra trip to Beijing cause my father wants me to collect a so-called confidential and highly"dangerous" file. what the crap is this?! I am ****ing enjoying my holiday here and you want me to go there....alone? Ok its only for a day....to and fro. The moment I land there will be probably be a gentleman wearing a pair of bottle-glasses and waving to me as if he knows me ****ing well. Then I will take a plane back here again.......fun huh?! ..................yeah right.

Holy cow. For those who thinks that my blog has been massacred please do not panic. There was one bloody hacker who hacked into my account and decided to use my blog as his. I had to bloody spend 2 days trying to track him down by running through the blogs and on the 667th blog.....Vola! When I sent an email to him asking him to surrender, he ****ed back at me. I had to use the suspending codes and he bloody surrendered to me in less than a day. So, i'll teach you part of the codes. Go to the website that you freaking hate and type(you will not see what you wrote): ** webste name **#1002 code=SUSPEND F5F10F5F10#1002 Ctrl+Alt+F5(Beware this code is only useable on some websites only especially noob ones). The correct result should be a blank page and test your master piece by entering it repeatedly.

Finally, I reached Shanghai. It was hotter than I had expected. Speaking of the truth i had to travel quite far to bring this post to you guys. Appreciate it you guys!( Trying my best not to be rude) Still kept thinking of the girl. Good gracious! Wonder when it'll stop cause its bringing away my precious sleeping time every night by making me "night dreaming"( sorry its at night....cant use day dream). The next time I use the com should be around next week or this weekend. Just bought a couple of pirated DVDs but the graphics is still fine( according to my standards, wen i say fine, the quality is fine.....dont give me bull shits saying I cant deduce between good and bad graphics.....i WILL STRANGLE YOU). And guess whats the price? RMB5 for one. Hahaahaha. Oh yes one more thing. Wonder if it is the chinese pilots that does not know how to pilot a damn plane or what but the china eastern airlines A340-400 MU012 nearly crashed when we were landing at Shanghai. The wingtip was freaking near to the ground when the pilot decided to make an abrupt alinement to the runway and cause the plane to be unbalanced. Holy shit... the lady sitting beside me decided to tear down my sleeves to suppress her fear. **** her

Ok folks. This shall really be my last post until around 23dec. I will be flying off this afternoon. As I have said I will really miss my girl. However, I would be on a model kits shopping spree and I have enclosed a budget of around $3000.......hope its enough. So, for all those who are not going overseas, start feeling jealous..........please.

Ok folks I'll be leaving tomorrow afternoon. Gonna miss my girl for around three weeks. I did mention that she is from the Band right? Ok so throughtout the three weeks I will lose all visual and internet contact so there will probably( yeah yeah practically there will definitely) be no post. Bye folks! Will miss ya all!

The Five DOs before going on a plane:

1: Watch Aircrash Investigation for at least 10 hours a week before the flight.
2: Throw at least 10 paper planes into the air and pray that it glides for more than 30 seconds( the clever way will be to go to a high place). If at least one of them drops, re-do the whole process( that means to throw another 10 planes).
3: Go to outside the airport runway and shout "Crash you muther f***ing plane" whenever one of it roars over you.
4: Pray to the god
5: Listen to your Destiny( I mean if god wants you to go up and play with him then there's nothing much you can do)

Thats all folks, hope you all have a good flight

Holy shit. I checked the price of one yamaha soprano saxophone model YSS-875EX and guess whats the price? $7998. God damn ***********. Guess i'll have to turn to other brands. I just saw one Julius Keilwerth SX-90. Looks not bad. I've asked for the price and the guy will be replying me. Holy, always thought that the smaller one would be cheaper..............

I just tried You Raise Me Up on my saxophone and sounded not quite bad. The song itself is not so complicated but remember, Feelings............................. I will be on a Metal Avian Variety( Ok thats airplane in short) in about.............4 days. As a routine I will have to accumulate 10 hours of watching Aircrash Investigation before I step into the cabin( You try watching that much time of planes crashing down making fireworks and see if you dare to step into one of those). Ok that sounds quite crazy, but sadly its the fact cause its part of the SAFE TRIP RITUAL. I am also meeting Sim Zhimin in shanghai as he is also coming in late dec, that bugger stays at a place which is so damn far from the city and should pose a problem if we were to meet.

Just bought two books on Alto Saxophone solos, cost me a bloody $51.50. ( Cause my father said its your own bussiness on spending since school has ended). I am currently considering buying a Soprano Saxophone( Dont ask me why........Cause it looks and plays and sounds cool). Should cost around $2500 for a custom version........god bless me

I just showed Zhimin the picture of my beloved one( I do not know why i dont feel good). Holy crap, the problem is how on earth am i going to talk to her about this. She's in a room with almost half a hundred of others. Ok so before i go, i better shut up and devise a foolproof( so fake) plan.

1st and MOST IMPORTANT announcement: Please look at my second announcement

2nd announcement: Please skip to the last announcement

3rd announcement: I said PLEASE SKIP TO THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT

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Ok so i had quite a great time playing my PS3. I just up ranked into Sergeant Major and is currently pursuing Warrant Officer. Good gracious I have to get 150000EXP. One more thing the date i am going States then Shanghai is next friday. Last time i did say its this week, but sadly I calculated wrongly.

Finally the workshop has ended. Thank god. Its only a week till i set off from Singapore for the STATES!!?!!?!?. Frankly speaking its only for four days, then i will go back china.........alone. "a boy's on a plane to a lonely place....." Ok la i'm quite happy. These few weeks were quite pleasant( exept that i did not went to Genting with the band[ Ok i'm not crying{seriously}]) TT. Oh yes I can finally buy the Force Impulse MG( those who do not understand can skip this sentence)!!!?!?!??!? I am so not sad.

Ok the first day of the Nanyang Poly IT course workshop......................suck. The second day of the Nanyang Poly workshop............not bad. Today the good thing is that we get to go to the Microsoft's office in the CBD area and get a tour around the 22nd storey workplace. And the other activities....................still suck. Oh yes my beloved girl is returning tomoro =) which is friday

I am seriously bored today. My beloved one has departed to somewhere out there this 24 nov morning. Obviously my PS3 has beginning to lose its effect on alternating my attention. What the hell am i supposed to do?! Oh yes i just recieved a call informing that i am eligible to take part in the Nanyang poly scholarship on IT security workshop. Haha a new task is always good. Anyone who wants to see the picture of my beloved one please note at the tagboard. i need a poll( sorry, entertainment wise).

Ok folks its been decided. i am going off to the U.S on 12 dec and coming back on 5 jan 2009 from Shanghai. What happened in between i shall not say much. But the last time my father went U.S the customs broke his baggage lock cos they suspect a bomb in it and searched immediately. Seriously terrorism has made americans nuts.

haha i finally pawned Jonathan on the top kills in Rainbow 6. may god bless me and ram butt him

Ah freak. Got owned by Jonathan again. That crap topped me in the number of kills again. One more thing. The most f***ing irritating is this f***ing piece of shit com i'm using. C.C.B. This com is f***ing lag to the f***ing extent. I have to wait a bloody 2 1/5 sec to see the words i have typed earlier. F***. K*n*s**. C.C.B. I curse ur muther f***ing mother of the Acer. They just dont f***ing know how to make a good laptop. All thedy have is a f***ing piece of shit. Thats all. good night. sweet dreams. Bonjour. Good morning.........

Good gracious. I am seriously addicted to the PS3. Anyone i dont know may have a 0.005% of wanting me out. Anyone i know may have a 7% chance of wanting me out. My friends may have a 30% chance of wanting me out. My VIPs may have a 50% chance of wanting me out. So try ur luck. Ok frankly speaking, do u really think u can get me out of my sofa?

Finally i went into the IT fair which is going to be held at Suntec city for three days. Those bloody muther f***ers cheated me some money. At first they say its $210 for three days 8 hours each. Then they say must minus money for meals, taxes, maintainence fees bla bla bla......and ended up with only $168.30 cents rounded up is $168. Seriously screw their ***es. By the way i'm under HP booth selling printer milk( inks). See you there. However, the worst thing is i dont even know when the f*** is the event. So i better f*** off and ask...........NOW.

Finally. I got a PS3. A black one. I was threatened by my father to pay half of it otherwise i will have to had that dream f***ed off my head. Holy shit. However, i am still delighted to have one at home. It looks damn cool.

Hi guys, the crapper is back. For the last three days of my holy life, i went to the 2006 2/7 class chalet. To tell you the truth, the activities and the environment is @#$%$# horrendous. We spent a bloody 2 1/2hours trying to lit up the charcoal for barbiekill (Intentionally spelt wrongly). The weather also pissed me off. Only for the first hour and the last hour of our chalet stay did the lamp of the sky come out, bloody shit. Therefore, if anyone of you are looking at this post, remember to set fire to the chalet belonging to Aloha Changi, that son of a female dog.

She is in the band.

Finally the exams are over. Ok don't be mistaken by my posts earlier. the truth is i hack care about the science MCQ. To me they are all noob questions. Oh yes one more thing. I have just had a job interview at Marks & Spencers in Centerpoint. Those buggers want to post me to Wheelock place. Oh my God. Should i or should i not back out now before it is too late?

Ok folks i'll admit. I do liked someone in the school at this moment. However, i will not say who it is. For those interested to guess please visit http://www.saxofoones.blogspot.com/ . There is a post by me( Kira Yamato). The answer is in it.

Hi folks. I am officially liberated on 7th Nov because Exam is over. Screw their $@*%#@$. Ok so i can finally play, hahahaha. There seems to be a lot of work to do so i will try to do as much as i can. Enjoy your liberation folks.

Oh god damn it. I seriously underperformed today at the cross country. Can't believe i only got into the top 300. Just kidding. Maybe it is top 200. Who cares lah, i did not get into top 50 and that is very atrocious. So hahahahah.....

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HaHa what a joke. The USA team pawned Spain in the olympic basketball......

NEW ADDITIONS. I searched high and low and finally i found the video of The Dark Knight. However, to my horror it was just a trailer. It is located just below my blog image >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Finally in the year 2007 June 21.I got an article posted on the Chinese Newspaper and i recieved $60.My god i was so damn happy.For those who wish to view my article,please search for the link below.But i must tell all of those who saw this post.DONT YOU EVER TELL ME TO TREAT YOU TO ANYTHING. I WILL KILL YOU.

I just bought a nice little world globe at the vivocity. I almost died from spending for this ball. It cost me a holy $26.24 round off is $26. The globe is a very special metallic finished fixed on a silver. It is damn NICE. But i hate spending so much, especially for this kind of USELESS THING...but i like it.

The LA Lakers will own Boston Celtics. May the god of Hakulamatata be with us.

holy banana. We were having so much fun playing basketball when the sky turned black. But anyway, today i got the best victory of my life 134-30. I scored 6 motherfucking 3 pointers and 4layups. Holy banana. Hahaha.

Oh by the way. A wonderful news. The Detroit Pistons have fucked the Boston Celtics, 95-77. Hahaha. Who tells them to defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers?Huh? They win only because they have home advantage! Stupid bananas.

Haha.Today is my best day. Just returned from a basketball session with friends. The top scoring match was the first match, 91-99. The other two matches are 51-20, 78-54. The wonderful thing is the second match i scored 4 3pointers and had 2lay-ups and 5rebounds. Glad to be improving. My scoring today. 8 3pointers 4lay-ups and 10rebounds.

Attention. My Fucking Week

Fri 16May: I went for a basketball session with my friends and i thought of a good day. However, after the games, I realized that i had missed my tuition. Apparently the teacher had me mistakened for the session to be at 7.30. Holy Banana.

Sat 17May: My second day of the "amazing week". I thought i was going to have fun at the concert in Esplanade. Its called Masterful Mendelson. But god must be crazy. I had a fuuny stomachache before the concert and i ended up didn't enjoying a shit.

Sun 18May: God must be crazy again becase i cannot play my PSP.

Mon 19May: The day starts with wonderfulness as i found out that Cavaliers had lost again. Wonderful.

Tue 20May: The jewel of my fucking week. In the morning Joseph and i had a break so we decided to buy Pau at the vendor. Holy Banana when we bumped into Mrs Ngoh. We were made to explain ourselves and got our first offence form in our entire bloody life. I bet the police will laugh their ass off if they know what offence we made. My day worsened when i lost another 2 fucking $s.

Wed 21May: I am already fucked up of what happened yesterday. However, i was made to do the boring essays when higher mother tongue is not supposed to do well!!

Wonderful Banana......

Holy banana plus a wonderful sundae. Cavaliers lost to the irritating Celtics. Watch out CELTs. On 13 May, you're coming to Cleveland.^0^

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Patience is the key to success. So kindly wait for my next post.

My dear day satrted with a wonderful sunshine. The main fun that is going to happen today will be my basketball traing. The training took place from 8.30-12.30 and 1.30-6.30 and 7.30-10. My resuts with my bunch of professional, 13wins-9losses. The highest scoring match was 89-83,when everyone started to score like maniacs and of course i was the one who provided them with the canonballs. Actually it is not bad for a starter like me. I mean i did score 9 3 pointers and won a match with 48-21(that was the only game that i was the man of the match), and for the training i chopped a total of 19 3 pointers...........out of 47 shots. Ok, now t seems like i have quite a lot to train, can't wait for next week.

Today (by right should be the next day 26 May)was a fun and funk day. The fun thing is the POP has finally been held after numerous annoying changes. And i am liberated and can see the others been members being bullied. But anyway, i am not that kind of person .........Ok i admit somtimes i am that kind of person. Not always. Today the funking part is that the Cavaliers has lost to the irritating Wasington Wizards. Stupid bananas. They should know that they wil not stand a chance against the cavaliers, especially when LeBron James is on fire.

Today nothing happened. Thank you

Today something disturbing happened-I swallowed some pen ink. Obviously it wasn't my intention to do that. it was just a coincidence that my pen is leaking and lucky enough my tongue arrived at that exact coordinate and slicked off the black smudge. My first reaction was to sluice my tongue with water and my classmates were directed by my attention. My classmate Joseph was overawed by my actions. a small portion of my tongue and lips were dyed black. So for the next few hours, everyone stared at my trademark.

Therefore the moral of the story; never buy a V5 Pilot Hi-TecPoint 0.5 pure liquid ink extra fine pen.