Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Hi folks. Got back my time on the internet. Currently having a fun time with Sim Zhimin in shanghai. Bloody hell he was wearing only one shirt and jacket. I will try to upload the photos of my time here. Just bought something for my dear girl.........hahaha. Ok so the day before I had won an Acer Laptop through a lucky draw. I will be returning to singapore on the 5th. see you then folks.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Ok folks let me tell you about an interesting flight attendant that was on my plane on the trip to Dallas.:

Well Ladies and gentlemen we have arrived at Dallas international airport
......................God we finally made it....................PLease remain seated until Batman and Robin brings our Bat-plane to safety...........(at this point that crap started laughing to himself)...........haha.........Ok so if you are on a transfer do remember to bring your Disney ticket and proceed to Dr Jackyl at the terminal..............and remember

We love you.......you love us.......we have a big aeroplane........with a hero like me and a seat from me to you........Won't you say you love American Airlines tooooooooooooo(doesn't sound quite right when he sang this line).

Ok so ladies and gentlemen thank you for joing me on Eric Air for this evening's flight to Blogger.................

I will be online 11 dec Friday around the evening or even at night..........so do look out for me.........haha
Bagus. I thought that the temperature here would be around 10 degrees but obviously it is not the case(thats why I wrote this here).Another thing is I will be going on an extra trip to Beijing cause my father wants me to collect a so-called confidential and highly"dangerous" file. what the crap is this?! I am ****ing enjoying my holiday here and you want me to go there....alone? Ok its only for a day....to and fro. The moment I land there will be probably be a gentleman wearing a pair of bottle-glasses and waving to me as if he knows me ****ing well. Then I will take a plane back here again.......fun huh?! ..................yeah right.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Holy cow. For those who thinks that my blog has been massacred please do not panic. There was one bloody hacker who hacked into my account and decided to use my blog as his. I had to bloody spend 2 days trying to track him down by running through the blogs and on the 667th blog.....Vola! When I sent an email to him asking him to surrender, he ****ed back at me. I had to use the suspending codes and he bloody surrendered to me in less than a day. So, i'll teach you part of the codes. Go to the website that you freaking hate and type(you will not see what you wrote): ** webste name **#1002 code=SUSPEND F5F10F5F10#1002 Ctrl+Alt+F5(Beware this code is only useable on some websites only especially noob ones). The correct result should be a blank page and test your master piece by entering it repeatedly.
Finally, I reached Shanghai. It was hotter than I had expected. Speaking of the truth i had to travel quite far to bring this post to you guys. Appreciate it you guys!( Trying my best not to be rude) Still kept thinking of the girl. Good gracious! Wonder when it'll stop cause its bringing away my precious sleeping time every night by making me "night dreaming"( sorry its at night....cant use day dream). The next time I use the com should be around next week or this weekend. Just bought a couple of pirated DVDs but the graphics is still fine( according to my standards, wen i say fine, the quality is fine.....dont give me bull shits saying I cant deduce between good and bad graphics.....i WILL STRANGLE YOU). And guess whats the price? RMB5 for one. Hahaahaha. Oh yes one more thing. Wonder if it is the chinese pilots that does not know how to pilot a damn plane or what but the china eastern airlines A340-400 MU012 nearly crashed when we were landing at Shanghai. The wingtip was freaking near to the ground when the pilot decided to make an abrupt alinement to the runway and cause the plane to be unbalanced. Holy shit... the lady sitting beside me decided to tear down my sleeves to suppress her fear. **** her

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Ok folks. This shall really be my last post until around 23dec. I will be flying off this afternoon. As I have said I will really miss my girl. However, I would be on a model kits shopping spree and I have enclosed a budget of around $3000.......hope its enough. So, for all those who are not going overseas, start feeling jealous..........please.
Ok folks I'll be leaving tomorrow afternoon. Gonna miss my girl for around three weeks. I did mention that she is from the Band right? Ok so throughtout the three weeks I will lose all visual and internet contact so there will probably( yeah yeah practically there will definitely) be no post. Bye folks! Will miss ya all!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Five DOs before going on a plane:

1: Watch Aircrash Investigation for at least 10 hours a week before the flight.
2: Throw at least 10 paper planes into the air and pray that it glides for more than 30 seconds( the clever way will be to go to a high place). If at least one of them drops, re-do the whole process( that means to throw another 10 planes).
3: Go to outside the airport runway and shout "Crash you muther f***ing plane" whenever one of it roars over you.
4: Pray to the god
5: Listen to your Destiny( I mean if god wants you to go up and play with him then there's nothing much you can do)

Thats all folks, hope you all have a good flight
Holy shit. I checked the price of one yamaha soprano saxophone model YSS-875EX and guess whats the price? $7998. God damn ***********. Guess i'll have to turn to other brands. I just saw one Julius Keilwerth SX-90. Looks not bad. I've asked for the price and the guy will be replying me. Holy, always thought that the smaller one would be cheaper..............

Monday, December 8, 2008

I just tried You Raise Me Up on my saxophone and sounded not quite bad. The song itself is not so complicated but remember, Feelings............................. I will be on a Metal Avian Variety( Ok thats airplane in short) in about.............4 days. As a routine I will have to accumulate 10 hours of watching Aircrash Investigation before I step into the cabin( You try watching that much time of planes crashing down making fireworks and see if you dare to step into one of those). Ok that sounds quite crazy, but sadly its the fact cause its part of the SAFE TRIP RITUAL. I am also meeting Sim Zhimin in shanghai as he is also coming in late dec, that bugger stays at a place which is so damn far from the city and should pose a problem if we were to meet.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Just bought two books on Alto Saxophone solos, cost me a bloody $51.50. ( Cause my father said its your own bussiness on spending since school has ended). I am currently considering buying a Soprano Saxophone( Dont ask me why........Cause it looks and plays and sounds cool). Should cost around $2500 for a custom version........god bless me

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I just showed Zhimin the picture of my beloved one( I do not know why i dont feel good). Holy crap, the problem is how on earth am i going to talk to her about this. She's in a room with almost half a hundred of others. Ok so before i go, i better shut up and devise a foolproof( so fake) plan.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

1st and MOST IMPORTANT announcement: Please look at my second announcement

2nd announcement: Please skip to the last announcement

3rd announcement: I said PLEASE SKIP TO THE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT

4th( Last) announcement: The more clever ones will look at this announcement, Please look at the following blog posted today.

Ok so i had quite a great time playing my PS3. I just up ranked into Sergeant Major and is currently pursuing Warrant Officer. Good gracious I have to get 150000EXP. One more thing the date i am going States then Shanghai is next friday. Last time i did say its this week, but sadly I calculated wrongly.